space crane
a fict-tious device used to move heavy objects in sp-ce, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. this makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.
guy 1: hey, wouldn’t a sp-ce crane be a great idea?! you could move heavy stuff in sp-ce!
guy 2: … no. that makes absolutely no sense. shut up, ron.
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