space dog
when someone, male or female, defecates directly into a a condom and freezes the condom until hard and uses it for a s-xual purpose.
you could use a sp-ce dog as a d-ld-
when a child’s head is level with your b-tt, and you fart into their mouth. as heard on the podcast “in the (fro)zone”.
i sp-cedogged so many kids at disneyland today.
the act of picking up a small pup and pretending its a sp-ceship.
in order to do this correctly, you must pretend the pup can fly and run around with it in your arms. it also can be noted that you need to make plane noises for dramatic effect. doing all of this will result in extreme fun.
beware.
hey charlie, wanna play sp-ce dog?
picks up the pomeranian and starts running around -pshhhhhhhow- -pshhhow-!
lika first canine cosmonaught.
a s-xual act in which someone, male or female, defecates directly into a woman’s v-g-n-.
“mr. smith totally dropped a deuce into my cooter and it was one hot sp-ce dog!”
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