space pirate

a pirate in sp-ce. duh…

basically the coolest profession ever. they fight aliens, sp-ce ninjas, sp-ce dragons and other sp-ce pirates. must be sufficiently violent and awesome looking not to mention a sp-ce ship with a bad -ss name like “tyrant’s fist” or “blazing glory”.
captain zand looked l-stfully at the beautiful woman bound captive on top the piles of treasure, then his steely gaze shifted to the mutated zombie horde bewteen them. he looked back at her once more and gave her a roguish grin before launching himself forward, laser sword and blaster at the ready. this was what being a sp-ce pirate was all about…
a race of war-like sentiants in the metroid games. these creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. they have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. they have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet zebes, planet tallon iv, and planet aether. their main objectives include destrying samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. they are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her sp-ce colony k2-l when she was a child.
sp-ce pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a b-tch and a half to kill.
children’s show in the uk, made famous by radio 1 dj chris moyles. has incredibly catchy theme song.
person 1: “hey, have you heard of sp-ce pirates?”
person 2: “everybody sing! na na na na naa, sp-ce pirates”
normal pirates, but in sp-ce. and sail the 777 777 777 777 777 777 777 something number of nebulae instead of the 7 seas. they probably also raid other sp-ceships.
the sp-ce pirate life is the life for me.