space yeti
sp-ce yetis (also “dayglo psychlos”) are fat ebm fans who show up at goth clubs dressed in fluorescent vinyl, yarn hair, goggles and transm-ters weighing over 250 lbs. one of the many unfortunate side effects of sellout goth club djs no longer playing gothic music, opting instead to ear-rape club patrons with industrial, metal and ebm music. they look like someone attacked a psychlo from battlefield earth with 20 gallons of glow in the dark paint and mohair. their giant boot treads and tardtastic clothing/yarn hair make them look like sasquatches from outer sp-ce. hence the name “sp-ce yetis”.
i use to go out to goth clubs. but no self-respecting goth has been to a club since 1999. now all you find there are metalhead-wannabe-goths, fang-tards, rivetheads and sp-ce yetis dancing to music that sounds like a malfunctioning alarm clock.
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