space
the final frontier
the measurable gap between a woman’s thighs when standing with her feet together. used as a term to express that a woman has feminine hips but thin, lean legs. used among men to describe women with low body fat percentage. used as a feature expressing a woman has a great body or a group of women have generally great bodies.
1) that runway model has epic sp-ce!
2) that girl is hot because she has the sp-ce.
3) there is great sp-ce in southern california.
4) i’ll tell you what turns me on about a woman…sp-ce.
5) she was hot until she let herself fall apart and she lost her sp-ce.
sp-ce is big. really big. you just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. i mean you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to sp-ce.
source: the hitch hiker’s guide to the galaxy, douglas adams
what my girlfriend demands the next day after we have s-x. sp-ce is required for her to have time to pretend it didn’t happen and that we have not actually been dating for more than a month.
a constant state of relationship suppression.
sorry, but i need some sp-ce now. i’ll call you in a week.
1. the area outside our planetary environment. we are largely ignorant about most of it. we’re so ignorant we have no idea exactly how much of it there is to be ignorant about. this explains why they call it sp-ce: there’s a b-ttload of it.
2. this character right here —-> <------ 3. to forget what you needed to do for no apparent reason. 4. touchy-feely term for emotional distance. 1. in sp-ce, no one can hear you whimper like a little girl. 2. " " there, there's a free one for ya. 3. dude, i totally sp-ced grandma's funeral! 4. "bob, i just feel like i need some sp-ce..." "what the f-ck does that mean?" "let me finish... i need some sp-ce... without you in it..." adding sp-ce before a word makes it either the absolute best or worst of something. because everything is much more epic in sp-ce. "oh no! sp-ce banditos!" "sp-ce banditos?! they're the most bad -ss banditos of all!!" "the doctor just told me...i have sp-ce aids." "oh man, those are the worst kind." an aromatic herbal blend that can be bought in your local head shop. sp-ce gets you higher than most marijuana, and its legal in the usa. lets smoke sp-ce! lets go to sp-ce!
Read Also:
- The Thomas
n. 1.highest texan ranking. 2.extremely heteros-xual, to the point of all men’s jealousy. “can it get cooler than the thomas? i think not.” “the thomas is a hard act to follow” “you are so not the thomas!!”
- Torture Rooster
a chickenhawk that p-ssionately supports military, economic, and “humanitarian” interventions while p-ssionately opposing torture. “torture is bad and should not be tolerated because it poisons culture but militarism doesn’t poison culture. we need to stay in afghanistan forever to fix things, teach women s-x ed, and bomb wedding parties in order to bring freedom and […]
- Total Filth
1. that immense explosion of unwanted excrement that shreds your -ss to the next dimension. 2. the act of familiarizing oneself with every conceivable technique for avoiding unwanted excrement in the trousers. 3. people that are accused of avoiding daily cleansing on a regular basis, whether it be true or not. 1. jim: “how are […]
- Barbie Ali
alter ego of laura powers who wears pink boxing boots with stretch pants did you see that barbie ali walking around in those pink shattenboxens?
- Gorple
to flirt with a girl with s-xual intentions and for fun. gorplers are also called gorplemonsters. john: wow it’s like a sat-rday night and i’ve got nothing to do. sam: hey let’s go gorpling cos its fun and stuff. john: wah wah that’s so cool gorplemonster somebody who farts in the bathtub and pops the […]