SpaceJesus


a man of extreme power due to his degree in history and german. some call him a god because no mortal human could possibly contain so much information.
sp-cejesus is the smartest person ever.
1 more definition
1. a term that is used to insult or mock the scientology religion.
2. another name for master chief halo used to describe how awesome he is
1. scientology believer: man why the f-ck are you atheist?
atheist: why do you care?
scientology believer: cause ur gonna go to h-ll dumb -ss.
atheist: man, f-ck you why don’t you go worship sp-ce jesus!

2. dude sp-ce jesus totally raped those covenant b-tches!

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