when two gay men scissorleg each other forming a tight bond between the -n-l cavities in order to p-ss a lump of sh-t from one -n-l cavity to another; and then use it as a d-ld- between each other.
me and me man got a full on sp-ceporting experience last night.
alien type female walking with humans and interacting with them. she will have a beautiful soul with a heart of gold. the sunen energized everyone with her giving nature.
- chocolate cheeks
when someone -rg-sms so hard from oral manipulation they sh-t on their partner’s face. “i ate her -ss out so good, had that b-tch giving me chocolate cheeks!”
when it slip in the wrong hole kevin : ooopsie lisa: keep going. i like it.
- madeline sandusky
a furocious women that will bite your head off but fix you cookies at the same time. she likes to read men’s health and rarely shaves her legs i got a madeline sandusky last night and i don’t know how i feel about it.
- parker poles
the thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users. “hey wayne, watch out for the parker poles on your bike, you don’t want to go a over t.” the thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian […]