Spaff


to wake up in the morning with a huge amount of facebook notifications and finding out that one person has ‘liked’ every comment you made the previous day.
i have just been spaffed
i am getting a spaffing as we speak
a term for masturbation made popular by e4 comedy ‘the inbetweeners.’
(reading a self-penned valentine’s card) “jay, you m-ssive stud, please spaff on my t-ts. from your valentine’s b-tch. ps. and on my face.”
to -j-c-l-t-, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
id love to spaff in that kettle.

ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
spaffing is the act of simulating an -j-c-l-t–n by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over c-xy’s back last night, c-xy swears to god he thought he’d came! then c-xy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
1) c-m basically

2) when you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) i spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
a word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
‘hey spaffy, could you be nice and pick me up?’
‘yo, spaff!’
another work for c-m or the act of cunning
i spaffed in her hair, she wasn’t happy

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