Spaghetti Surprise
when you find you have a tapeworm infestation after using the toilet. instead of a normal lincoln logsets… you see a pile of bl–dy tapeworms with little p–p nuggets that look like meatb-lls… thus, a spaghetti surprise.
my friend matt just got back from mexico and had to go to the hospital after having a spaghetti surprise in the toiler.
when a man dehydrates himself and receives oral s-x. when he -j-c-l-t-s in her (or his) mouth, the load is very thick, and spaghetti like, and the taste is very difficult to clear up by simply swallowing. the effect is maximized by -j-c-l-t-ng closer to the top of the tongue, but still in the mouth.
i drove for 14 hours straight yesterday. i didn’t drink anything ’cause i didn’t wanna have to stop and p-ss, so when my girlfriend got to suckin on my kn-b, she got quite the spaghetti surprise!
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