Spaghetti’s Law
a derivation of g-dwin’s law, which states that as a usenet discussion, primarily one religious in nature, the probability of an allusion involving the flying spaghetti monster approaches 1.
note: the flying spaghetti monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.
“let’s say i’m a devout follower of a god known as the flying spaghetti monster. now, let’s say i support horrendously bigoted notions based purely on the word (spaghetti’s law, or biblesghetti) of this floating hunk of spaghetti. you don’t feel that’s a bit unfair?”
“if you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists.”
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