spained
to have your b-ttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the fbisd g/t mentorship program). usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.
“i didn’t get my weekly letter in, and i got this nasty email from the spainster. it’s the third one this six weeks.” “you got spained, hardcore style!”
the act of a girl giving oral s-x, followed by spitting the residue into the partner’s eye and/or eyes
teri spained george while he was watching the movie animal house.
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