spam chowder
a s-xual act, when an uncirc-mcised man, not showering or cleaning the p-n-s for a week, develops shmegma, then decides that it’s a good idea to get his d-ck sucked and c-m in a woman’s mouth.
the woman then spits out the c-m and shmegma.
after, the man takes his meat stick (hence the spam) and mixes until chowder is made.
bon’ apet-t!
“ we we’re on the road, and karen didn’t know what she wanted to eat, so i took her home and fed her some spam chowder.”
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