spam faced
so f-cked you cant open your eyes! more than likely cos of an uber state of high, sometimes mixed with alcholic beverages. your face turns a pinkish colour particularly around the eyes to the point of resembling spam. you may feel urges to get up but you are so lacking in ability it takes a spliff/the offer of s-xual favours to remove your -ss from the seat. the condition can be as enjoyable as it is unenjoyable depending on the surroundings. but ure missing them cos ure eyes are narrower than an anorexic turned sideways.
“dude your f-cking spam faced!”
“get off my sofa you spam faced prat”
“he’d roll another one but hes spam faced.”
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