Spam Hammer


1. (n) a particularly large and weighty c-ck. see also spam javelin for a slimline version.

2. (n) a person who acts like 1.
1. he wrenched her womb asunder with his mighty spam hammer.

2. dear god man, why must you go about things like such an utter spam hammer.
the d-ck. the c-ck. the schl-ng. the john thomas (etc).
my girl was aching for a spamhammer beat-down.

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