spam porpoise


yet another euphemism for a p-n-s, coined by andrew hussie of ms paint adventures. generally used to add an element of variety to a conversation centering around the male genitalia.
1: hey, how was your date last night?
2: rough, my spam porpoise is aching…

or

1: blahblahblah d-cks blahblahblah
2: blahblah johnsons blahblahblah
3: hey, what are you guys talking about?
1 & 2: spam porpoise.

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