spam sandwich


a tasty polynesian treat; consisting of a generous serving of south pacific asian meat sandwiched between 2 or more intensely euphoric women.
the spam sandwich is said to be a powerful aphrodisiac.
when you want to invite friends somewhere (like a gig) and you send them a normal txt/email, followed by your spam advertising the gig, followed by another normal txt/email.

1st message: hey man, long time, how you been? how’s things?

2nd message: oh btw, i have a gig coming up, do you wanna come? here are the details aka spam!

3rd message: how’s your dog?

note: it is important to note that you need to wait for them to reply to your message before you send the next layer of the sandwich.
oh shoot, i just copped another spam sandwich from mikey, i should really just go to one of his gigs.

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