spam valley


area where houses are so expensive the owners cannot aford anything other than spam.
london is a real spam valley
spam valley is an area in the town of linlithgow near edinburgh in scotland. it is also known as springfield. it is populated mainly by violent h-m- sapiens, usually under the influence of alcohol. it is called spam valley because spam is thought of as cheap, which is what some people think of the inhabitants or houses in springfield. this however is not the case.
“were r u goin?”
“im away down 2 spam valley”
“why”
“out on the p-ss”

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