Spamservice
spamservice- constant fanservice found in anime because the anime producers are pandering to desperate otakus who will buy their lolibait and softcore p-rn. note that there’s a difference between having a fanservice scene every once in a while and fanservice in every scene(known as spamservice). the case of spamservice is usually spotted in harems and ecchi, though other genres can become pr-ne to this story-crippling condition. if spotted, run. if running isn’t available, crawl you fat-ss.
otaku weeboo fan: omigah girlz bravo iz the best animeh evar!
cynical anime fan: it has cr-ppy fanservice, a stupid and knock-off plot, and terrible characters.
harem fan: yeah, the constant spamservice killed it for me.
cynical fan: i miss the days of cowboy bebop…… -implodes-
harem fan: curse you spamservice!!!
warning: spamservice kills cynics
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