Spaneuter


a gender-neutral (and thus, politically correct) neologism combining the terms “spay” and “neuter.” this word may be used to avoid the more awkward and wordy phrase, “spay and neuter.”
animal rights activist: “everyone should spay and neuter their pets. if you have a tomcat, please have him neutered; and take that b-tch in heat to get spayed!”

animal owner: “chill out. i have an appointment to have them spaneutered on wednesday.”

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