Spangalito


a spangalito. a man in his late twenties, early thirties, who has yet to settle down or have any sort of defined career path. takes a lot of illegal substances, and thinks it is very cool to do so, although everyone else thinks they are sc-m. usually sporting long hair, may play an instrument, or paint, generally scruffy clothes. they have trouble communicating, and using mumble and grunt. have very low iqs. are usually smelly wannabe hippies. often mistaken for tramps or hobos. society see them as a waste of sp-ce, as never work, wash or have any positive impact of the world around then.
dude, look at the state of that spangalito – he looks like he hasn’t washed in days…

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