Spaniard
person from spain, one of the greatest european empires of all times. the word usually brings to mind the feared spanish ‘conquistadores’ who conquered and colonized large part of the american continent, and turned spain into the world’s number one world potency for several centuries.
“those spaniards are cruel, they m-ssacred millions of natives when they arrived to the new world!” – random liberal pc f-ggot.
a really good looking type of guy, generally with dark hair and eyes, who speaks spanish and lives in spain
i would go out with a spaniard.
people from spain, not other spanish-speaking countries.
they don’t look as people from south-america, they look, and in fact they are, europeans white skin but usually dark haired.
these people love partying, having “botellón” (drinking on the street), rampage, etc.
sometimes they have fun by doing/watching cruel things like bullfights, fights, smash public stuff like benches, shopwindows, etc.
they all go to university and they’re one of the best professionals in medicine.
they are really good at bed, doin’ it like strong&brave bulls
the best are maybe the ones from andalusia, see andalusia
who’s that guy drinking rum while laughing at that child bleeding?
he’s manuel, the spaniard.
the best people ever. why? no reasons. we just are.
im part spaniard. my mom is part spaniard.
what everybody in europe want to be because they know that we, spaniards, are the most partying, funny, good-looking and cool people and our country has the best beaches, tapas and night life.
german: man, you know i am just german, you are spaniard. i want to be like you…
spaniard: man, don’t worry you are ok (thinking “you are f-cking boring”)
one of the best ethnicities to be. great and sophisticated people who will always have my good respect.
the spaniards great language: me de jose de fernandez mi habla de espaniol porque de mi espaniol.
long live the spanish!
if you met my mother you’d think spaniards to be the cr-ssest, meanest people in the world. if you met me you’d think spaniards were the coolest people ever.
one common misconception of people from spain is that they look like mexicans.
“spaniard” is not pr-nounced “spain-yerd”.
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