Spanish Omlet
a s-xual fetish in which eggs are cracked into a womans fun-bucket or a mans septic-hole egg-beaters are inserted and whisked inside the said hole. the resulting juices squeezed out onto a dinner-plate is known as a spanish omlet.
mikeys spanish omlet was not enough to satisfy kierans apit-te for his favourite dish. mikey came up with a solution to this problem by hireing mexican children to cook extra when kieran came for dinner.
during oral s-x, deep throat the girl so much that she gags on your c-ck and throws up on it. then have -n-l s-x with the vomit still on your d-ck and you have made a spanish omlet
the b-tch asked for breakfast in bed so i gave her a spanish omlet.
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