Spanish Seagull
when one dons a sombrero and fake mustache and proceeds to circle their s-xual partner as if they were a heaping pile of trash. once the spanish seagull lands it mounts its partner from ontop of the headboard while flapping it’s “wings” and making birdcalls. upon climax, the spanish seagull sprays its load onto the highest point it can reach in the room and then makes a nest out of objects in the room.
my girlfriend dumped me after i showed her the spanish seagull and made a nest out of her baby pictures.
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