spanish shower


using a large quant-ty of deodorant to hide an unwashed smell.
ah i forgot to wash my shirt for tonight… it is ok i will just give it a spanish shower.

a: fancy a beer tonight?
b: sorry no thanks, i have just been jogging and am all sweaty.
a: it is ok, have a spanish shower and come out now.
a spanish shower is when the reciever of the c-ck can’t take the deep throat and vomit all over the givers shlong.
“hey baby you wanna suck my p-n-s right now.”
“o.k.”
“can you handle this m-ssive p-n-s.”
“oh yeah.”
so then as she’s going at it she feels a tickle at the back of her throat.
then the magic happens.
that is the essence of a spanish shower….now don’t you want one?
to puke during s-xual act, or vomit on somebody else’s genitals with s-xual pourposes.
hey, girl, let’s do a spanish shower? you puke on my chest while i jerk off.

another example:
you throw up on my d-ck! now lick it b-tch!

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