Spanish Toaster
when you are banging a spanish chick on a hot summer day and when you are about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her back or stomach then spread it around with your p-n-s, like you’re spreading b-tter on toast.
guy: yo, last night was crazy.
friend: what happened.
guy: i showed her my spanish toaster
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