spank it
to m-st-rb-t-.
present: spankin’ it
past: spanked it. “sp-nked it” works, too.
harrison: what’d you do today?
elizabeth: wrote an exam, went to work. i’mma go home now and spank it.
one who enjoys pain with pleasure during s-xual intimacy.
bend her over ram it in her and slap that -ss!! bam c.i.t.a!!!
just like the word masterbait but short and hidden from people who might overhear and think badly. this will be a cover up and people might think you will be having s-x without knowing in your head you are going home to masterbait
i’m gonna go home and spank it to that very s-xy girl
to order through the drive-thru of a restaurant.
are we eating in? or do you want to spank it?
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