Spank Monkey
someone who’s life has been consumed by internet p-rn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.
tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.
a frenzied pract-tioner of consensual bdsm involving repet-tive blows (“spanks”) rained down upon the voluntarily uplifted bottom. by extension, someone who can’t stop talking about this hobby.
suzeemoon much enjoyed being disciplined by her cariad using well-judged slaps upon her gluteus maxima – in fact, she was an incorrigible spank monkey.
a spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. these ‘things’ are often ‘caring’ for, or are in the ‘care’ of f-cktardsgloidsormongs residential social worker = spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. not all rsw’s are spankmonkeys but those that aren’t spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. these are often refered to as ‘doctor’.
well rare mate! i spoke to an rsw today and she wasn’t a spankmonkey! must be a trainee doctor!
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