Spank the Midget
an act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. inspired by the artist, miley cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.
similar to the phrase, “jump the shark,” coined when the character fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, “happy days.” this episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
britney spears is going to spank the midget by going to vegas.
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