spank the nozzle


to knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it’s still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn’t leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.
mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: “don’t forget to ‘spank the nozzle’.”

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