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• spanking the monkey

  taking things in to your own hand or a hand trusted by you. i woke up last night and found my monkey standing up. i spanked him and he went back to sleep. masturbating “i wanna spank the monkey” waxing the carrot, choking the bishop, jacking the beanstock, yankee-ing the doodle,peting the one eyed wonder […]

• spare ground

  the perineum – the bit of flesh between a scr-t-m and -rs-hole that can’t be seen by it’s owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor. by wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner’s nose, a man thus […]

• spark-o-matic

  piece of sh-t electronics purchase that is brand named to a big box store in the 1980’s you came home from school and your dad burst into excitement as he boasted to you about his most recent electronics purchase for the family vehicle, he throws you the keys and you race to the car to […]

• speed ballin'

  using an upper and a downer at the same time. man, i was speed ballin’ last night, and everything was so much funnier 🙂

• to go metal gear

  phrase derived from the popular video game metal gear solid, which means to act in a stealthy manner, usually used when someone is attempting to avoid someone; another variant of this is to “go spliter cell” based on the new stealth video game of the same name. 1)that annoying -sshole was looking for me, i […]

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