Spanken Haus


a german brothel. pr-nounced shpanken house.

bob: dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

johnny: that’s what happens when you go to a spanken haus and get 20 cleveland steamers.

bob: i guess it could be worse. i could have sucked my own d-ck on a bus full of people.
a german brothel. pr-nounced shpanken house
bob: dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

johnny: that’s what happens when you go to a spanken haus and get 20 cleveland steamers.

bob: i guess it could be worse. i could have sucked my own d-ck on a bus full of people.

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