spankerchief


an ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of -j-c-l-t-.
person: “my mom found my spankerchief.”
luke: “hahaha, you have a spankerchief?”
(n.) a word combining “spank,” or masturbation and “handkerchief.” while one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up… after that pleasure.
when my mom cleaned my room, she found my crusty spankerchief under the bed.
material used to wipe your load off
a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
a hankerchief that you c-m on
wow dude i need to wash my spankerchief

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