spankidextrous
the ability to spank with equal efficiency using either hand.
oh my gawd, did ya see the way that guy was spanka yo, wot a spankidextrous !
the ability to “spank it” with either hand with equal proficiency
“which hand do you use to spank it.”
“homie, i’m spankidextrous! i can use either hand”
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