Spankie
a “spankie” is a new member to a group of friends that have been around for a long time (much like a fire-fighter’s probie) this new “spankie” must perform mundane tasks that the others do not wish to do.
a “spankie” cannot be named by their true name until they have done an awesome act of total awesome that will initiate the vote of the group to not call him/her spanky, that or they must stay around long enough to hold seniority over a new “spankie”
bob: hey what’s the new kid’s name?
billy: spankie
bob: that’s his real name?
billy: to us it is -looking very awesome whilst saying it-
spankie: really guys?
bob: spankie go close the door!
spankie: -sigh- -spankie closes the door-
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