Spanktuary


spanktuary (noun): a special place in one’s home dedicated specifically to masturbation.
1.) i’m going to spend some time in my spanktuary after work this evening.

2.) our son has been frequenting the family spanktuary quite often as of late.

3.) susie, you unload the dishwasher and vacuum the living room while billy scrubs the floor of the spanktuary.
a quiet place filled with one’s favorite p-rn videos, magazines, tissues and the occasional blow-up sheep.
i just added the new jenna jameson video to my spanktuary.

Read Also:

  • spa science

    knowledge or a system of knowledge covering improbable results of spa treatments or the operation of spa logic especially as fabricated for sales purposes and concerned with bodily appearance and sense pleasures. electric detox body wrap for weight loss? sounds like spa science to me!

  • Spewtamize

    the act of regurgitating the contents of one’s stomach onto the -n-s and/or -n-l rim of another as lubrification before performing sodomy (fudge packing). 1. “pierre’s -ss felt sore after sunny spewtamized in it” 2. marguerite was jealous while watching two hunks spewtamizing in each other. 3. sunny and pierre feel hungry after spewtamizing lovingly […]

  • spicious

    the act of being shady,looking fierce and thinking you can pull that off, when in all reality you can’t “pr-nounced as you would say suspicious, but without the su” hey scott, you looking spicious, dude how did that even happen? when actions are far enough beyond sketchy or suspect that they are no longer worthy […]

  • 370H55V

    look at it upside down. unfortunately, there is nothing to use for “v”, so it will not work using just numbers (that would be hilarious if it did), and 4 does not always look like an upside down “h” (and it looks like a lowercase h). u r a 370h55v

  • 370HSSV

    -sshole (upside down!) 370hssv 0773h is “h-llo -sshole” upside down.


Disclaimer: Spanktuary definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.