spanner monkey


a largely useless individual whose only career prospects are to work in maintainence departments painting walls and replacing light-bulbs. may have questionable habits such as an excess love of p-rn, language that would make a soldier blush and a equally useless son.
“why can’t one of those spanner monkeys come up here to fix the lights?”
when someone has been idiotic, foolish, or incredibly f-cking stupid.
“hey jim! wheres my hat?”
“on your head you spanner monkey!!!”

Read Also:

  • Spectaculacular

    adj./ variation of spectacular: a word to describe how you feel when you’re high on medications that the doc gives you while in the hospital or psychiatric ward. that feeling of being out of control of what you say or do and feeling like you are on cloud nine. dean: you okay? sam: no. no, […]

  • speggly bogglies

    speggly bogglies was first used by my dad to describe spaghetti bolonase. it was an… interesting word and therefore didn’t get used a lot. it now means snot. interestingly enough. man, that was a m-ssive speggly boggly!!

  • spellow

    a person that is really good at spelling and teaches chav people how to spell properly and in a way that they can understand – mainly they pick on people with the name which letter begins with an a. im am being taught how to spell by spellow

  • splodgewangler

    description of a person who is beneath contempt, and who does not merit the use of a really good swear word he is a total splodgew-ngler

  • spleench

    a spleen-felt dialogue. that man really spoke from the spleen. (spleenched)


Disclaimer: spanner monkey definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.