Spar-fucking


the act of having s-xual intercourse with someone while employing techniques from the martial arts such as holds, rolls, punches, and kicks.
-hey man! how was your date with the ninja last night?
-great! we were spar-f-cking all night long!
-i wish i had a someone to spar-f-ck.

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