spare ground
the perineum – the bit of flesh between a scr-t-m and -rs-hole that can’t be seen by it’s owner unless a camera phone is employed, or a mirror placed on the floor.
by wiping a clean finger on the spare gound and then sniffing it or placing it under his partner’s nose, a man thus enables himself to check the current hygeine status of his genital area.
timothy – “here brenda, have a sniff at my finger”.
brenda – “(sniffs) what the f-ck timothy! your finger smells like sh-te! what the f-ck have you been doing?”
timothy – “nowt. i’ve just ran it up my spare ground to see if i could get away without going for a shower before i get knighted at buckingham palace today”.
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