Sparefooting
verb:
sparefooting is the act of riding an elevator for just one floor. this act becomes even more egregious when the elevator is going downward.
john on the 5th floor: “man having that smoke sure wore me out.”
mark: “i hear you – let’s sparefoot it down to four.”
john: “won’t sparefooting make us look lazy?”
mark: “only to those people who don’t know how hard it is to walk down that flight of stairs.”
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