Sparkle Cock
when a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.
yo, did you see bromsa? he had mad sparkle c-ck from that tween.
specifically, f-ll-t– from a horseface when both of you are quite bladdered/monged.
3 litres of sangria in this little trattoria in cabbagetown, and i wound up getting sparklec-cked by chick from rexdale in a an alley in forest hill village.
that would be:
getting a hummer by a horsefaced b-tch who is drunk on mexican wine.
bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklec-ck.
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