Sparkle Party


a sparkle party is full of lots of hardcore things, like party pants, dancey dance, sparkles and the like. the music playing at said party will probably be a techno-dance blend. cl-ssical pianists are known for their secret love for dance music.

see also: german sparkle party
“i had such a kick-ss time at that sparkle party last night. glad i wore my rubber boots and party pants for dancey dance!”
“oh my god, heck yeah! i can’t get the sparkles out of my hair or off my skin… i think i might see if i can permanently embed them into my flesh.”
used to define the event in which groups of girlfriends get together and m-st-rb-t-, usually under covers or in a hot tub, accompanied by lots of giggling.
ohhh my god, did you hear about the junior girls and their sparkle party?? yeah, they just get together and tw-ng it at sarah’s house, so f-cking weird!!!

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