Sparkle Shot


the act of blowing your load on a girls face and before she can wipe it off you throw glitter all over your warm baby gravy. it dries and it reminds you of art cl-ss in kindergarten.
hey james, i tried that sparkle shot idea of yours last night. the first part was easy, i painted that b-tches face white, but then i sneezed when throwing the glitter and got it on the dog. i then chased the dog and tried a reverse sparkle shot (i.e. glitter first) but got tired and donkey punched the girlfriend before my wife got home.

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