sparklefuck
-ing v. the action of two vampires’ raucous lovemaking
n. an exclamation of frustration
verb ie. bella and edward were sparklef-cking and created the adorable immortal child renesme.
ie. oh sparklef-ck!!!
the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklef-ck.
i told your mother i wasn’t into sparklef-cking, but she insisted.
the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklef-ck.
i told your mother i wasn’t into sparklef-cking, but she insisted.
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