Sparkling Vampire


one who is expected to be extremely cool and bad-ss, but in actuality is a p-ssy
“hey dude did you see shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? he’s f-ckin beast!”

“brah, i hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian.”

“dude. what a sparkling vampire”

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