Sparkling Vanilla
after you have s-x with an albino girl, she smiles and you wipe your c-m on her teeth so they gleam in the sun light.
someone please post a pic of an a&w cream soda can if you can’t actually perform one. albino girls are rare treasures. the p-rn for them is practically nonexistant. even more so than midget.
the first definition is bullsh-t! a sparkling vanilla is when you have s-x with an albino girl and she gets really sweaty. it has nothing to do with c-m. if you rewatch the demented p-rn movie you’ll hear the s-x ed prof explain it.
cream soda has nothing to do with it either.
-german accent- as you can see chris and carmen have just performed the sparkling vanilla. no you can see where the name comes from ja??
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