sparkly ass
stupid -ss, dumb -ss, stupid dumb -ss
idiot, brainless, imbecile, moron
pr-nounced with a jersey accent. (spahk-lee -ss)
ghetto girl walks past with rainbow braids.
derpina-“look at her sparkly -ss hair.”
derpette-“b-tch needs a new weave with that sparkly rainbow brite lookin’ -ss..”
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