Sparkly Muffins
(v.) code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, f-cking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, s-xytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name -ssociated with having s-x.
don’t come home i am making sparkly m-ffins with brice.
it is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly m-ffins have been baked.
i am going to make sparkly m-ffins with the hottie in my math cl-ss all night long!
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