Spartan Dick


the act of a man ferociously pelvic thrusting into another’s mouth while violently bellowing the war cry “for sparta” this is usually followed up by using one’s genitals much like a war spear to blow through the back of the receiver’s neck and spinal cord rendering them paralyzed from there down.
tyler was disabled after ben spartan d-cked him.

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