spartan helmet
when a man is above a women and puts his p-n-s right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet
i cheated on scott, so i let him give me the ol’ spartan helmet
when someone is sleeping or p-ssed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your d-ck in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.
boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet
roger: i remember that, we also put the pics of it on his mysp-ce!
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