when the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she’s doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.
the missus gave me a spasm spank last night, she d-mn nearly tore it off.
- timmy chung
a big smart dude,being a great friend,bing a great loyal friend in my cl-ss timmy chung is the best.
a woman who is considered as the ray of light ( sunshine). who is always nice and sharing . but at times they can be rude. beautiful inside and out who is also caring they care more about others than themselves. loves to sing and try new things the sun outside is shining just like […]
- beaver d*mning
verb; the days when your morning p–ps haven’t been released yet and the logs build up throughout the day. joe drank his coffee in hopes to prevent beaver d-mning. i wad beaver d-mning so hard the toilet had logs.
phrase for are you okay? (r u k) text messages; brother: hey sis ruk? you: yup i’m fine! just leaving.
- street shipping
a technique known to most fangirls. this action displays two people (most likely male) shipped together obliviously against their will, soon to be written in a fangirls notebook. it’s funny cause it’s true. katie: did you notice those two hot shirtless guys at the pool?! time to go street shipping. eric: you need a life.